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n00b-l0s3r
I'm a software developer who relishes authoring HTML and CSS on the web and hacking C# on their self-built Windows PC. Also BoltClock = n00b-l0s3r.

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Posted by n00b-l0s3r - 1 month ago


Today, July 22, marks 20 years since I submitted FBF Randomness to the Newgrounds Portal, my first ever Flash movie to pass judgement:



I was 13, I had been learning Flash for a couple of years, and after a couple of shitty attempts at stick figure animations that were rightfully blammed, I decided to make something colorful and wholesome.


I was inspired by the fireworks display tutorial in RollerCoaster Tycoon 3 that had just come out in late 2004 to create an FBF animation based on the in-game song that was used in the tutorial called Girls Like Spice. No idea what it means, or if it was just a hehe Spice Girls reference (they're awesome), but I'll tell ya: it's still a banger to this day.


FBF Randomness was my pride and joy at the age of 13 when I had just freshly entered secondary school in Singapore where I'm from. Admittedly, you can tell I wasn't very well-versed in Internet culture, only managing to get a few NG-related things right-ish (like Agnry Faic and of course, StrawberryClock), but come on: I was 13. What were you doing at 13? XDDDD


Anyway, after its initial success (read: passing judgement), not only did I make sequels — more on that below:



... but I actually turned the first 4 installments into a CD volume, even creating a custom launcher within Flash MX 2004 using ActionScript 2.0 (at the time, Flash 8 wasn't out yet), to share with my teachers, friends and family who were all incredibly supportive:


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I had big plans for the series, having planned many more installments after FBF Randomness - Marinia, with the intention to produce up to 3 volumes consisting of 10 installments in total (with Marinia being part of Volume 2). I even wanted to host a collab with fellow FBF animators at the time, like @theY4Kman, though I'd intended to open it up to anyone who wanted to join. And that would've been part of Volume 3.


Due to life-changing events in 2005, 2006 and up, as well as me joining the Clock Crew, FBF Randomness took a backseat (although I did create an abstract art spinoff on my website called Polychromic Randomness). But the main reason I never managed to produce more episodes was that starting with the next installment, I'd wanted to try creating my own soundtrack for the series. You can tell I was already moving away from copyrighted music for FBF Randomness starting with Marinia, but I wanted to go all the way and create something truly original. I tried picking up FL Studio 5, but I could never understand any of its features, because I had little to no understanding of music. I refused to make the next installment without original music, so... it kinda just stopped.


Every few years, I think about FBF Randomness, rewatch it, and I still have the intention to finish the series someday (and that would include finally learning to make my own music, natch). Hell, I'd still produce the 3 CD volumes, though I wouldn't go so far as to distribute them (and I can't legally do so anyway even if I wanted to) — it'll just be my own little creative project and a personal tribute to 13-year-old me. I still have my list of planned FBF Randomness titles, and my vision of what each one would look like. And crucially, I still have the FLAs of all first 5 installments and the launcher — these existed in a backup that pre-dated my catastrophic data loss event of 2009, and I'm very thankful for it. I had big plans as I said; I cooked them at that age, and then I just... dipped. I hope that won't be the end.


If you're just reading this or getting to know me for the first time, welcome! I invite you to check out my quaint little FBF series I made when I started my creative journey as a Flash animator. I've just made an official FBF Randomness playlist for your consumption. I hope you like it for what it was. What it is.


This year also marks 20 years since I became a Clock, and while I don't currently have anything for FBF Randomness, I do have big plans for that. Stay tuned.


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Posted by n00b-l0s3r - February 10th, 2012


Remember when we had a redesign in 2007 and everybody went on about how awesome it was?

Time flies. Because here we are in 2012, with another redesign!

And hot damn if this doesn't trip our fancies again, because this design is even awesomer than the last!

I've been exploring the new site for the past day, and I must agree with many that it'll take some time for us to get used to the new format for submitting movies and games, the wall backgrounds, and the wildly different interface for pretty much everything really. But the project management system is some seriously epic swag! I'm afraid I won't be using it much with this account, though, unless I return my good ol' FBF Randomness series in time for Flash not to die out yet or something.

You're going to find me more as BoltClock, here and around the rest of Teh Interwebz. I do have a number of things planned out that, if things go even a little smoothly, should all fall into place starting later this year.

And of course, remember this... StrawberryClock is still the King of the Portal. Nothing can change that. Not even Carro-- not even Tom. (Or Wade.)


Posted by n00b-l0s3r - August 15th, 2011


As usual we're all scrambl- taking our own sweet leisure time to work on movies for Clock Day.

This year is an extra special one as it's the 10th (fucking TENTH) anniversary of B. It's going to be epic, I tell you, epic!

Anyway, I'll put up mine soon. But on my Clock account of course, BoltClock.

Happy Clock Day!


Posted by n00b-l0s3r - March 22nd, 2010


I forgot to post last Monday about the launch of my new site!

I'm now primarily a web developer over a Flash animator (as if you didn't already know or as if you cared). I'll be returning somewhat to Flash this year though (as I have with BOLTCLOCK > ENGLISHCLOCK), so expect stuff from me. I'll mostly be submitting under my Clock account though.


Posted by n00b-l0s3r - February 7th, 2010



Posted by n00b-l0s3r - August 2nd, 2009


Sorry, but due to an avalanche of school projects, the 'B'ee Game, barely 20% done, has to be postponed to the next Clock Day.

This year I'll try to do something more than just a short, but I'm making no promises :/


Posted by n00b-l0s3r - March 30th, 2009


So on Sunday, February 22, I did something which turned out to be a major fail on my computer. And now everything's gone. In summary, here's what happened:

December - Partitioned Windows disk (I have one for Windows and one for Linux).
January - Installed Windows 7 beta to fuck around with it. Realized it wouldn't install. Trashed that partition. Damn Windows 7 bootloader remained. Windows XP still working.
Early February - Tried fixmbr, didn't work. Windows XP still working.
February 22 - Tried fixboot c:, instinct screamed 'NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO' but I did it anyway. b00m. Everything on Windows disk trashed to bits. No moar Windows XP. No moar Flash.

Yes, I know I'm stupid for having installed a beta OS on my PC in the first place. But I don't need your shitty comments. If you do have something helpful to say, do tell. I'll probably need to know.

As you can see, I've been a total lazy ass the past few years (since Bolty's Clockmas!), but recently I've been wanting to get back in the Flash animating and game development thing. I miss you guys (who the hell knows me anyway?), and I miss Flash.

I'll certainly have to start from scratch. However, my old animations that are currently in the Portal, in both of my accounts, will be here to stay. After all, I like what I made! :D

And this time - I will not forget Clock Day :)


Posted by n00b-l0s3r - January 20th, 2009


So I forgot to let you guys at NG know that my friend and I have started our very own webcomic!

The name's Sanity Derailment. It doesn't have any specific theme, it's completely random, and I publish every Monday while she publishes every 12th and 17th of the month. And since I draw using Flash, I might start submitting Flash to Newgrounds again. It's been a LONG break...

Do support our webcomic! :D


Posted by n00b-l0s3r - October 18th, 2008


And he knows it too. Proof by Yahoo! conversation.

(09:39:57 SGT) JonBro:
DUST BUNNIES ARE HOPPING AROUND LIKE LITTLE FROGS
(09:40:09 SGT) BoltClock:
WELL SUCK IT ALL UP WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR
(09:40:24 SGT) JonBro:
*JonBro sucks*
(09:40:29 SGT) BoltClock:
:O
(09:40:33 SGT) BoltClock:
JonBro sucks
(09:40:34 SGT) BoltClock:
lol
(09:40:47 SGT) JonBro:
WELL I THOUGHT YOU SAID I SHOULD
(09:41:02 SGT) BoltClock:
EXACTLY
(09:41:04 SGT) JonBro:
SO... I'M SUCKIN'!
(09:41:08 SGT) BoltClock:
SO YOU SUCK
(09:41:09 SGT) BoltClock:
LOL
(09:41:10 SGT) JonBro:
AND I'M SUCKIN HARD
(09:43:39 SGT) BoltClock:
HAPPY SUCKING
(09:43:52 SGT) JonBro:
nom nom
(09:44:04 SGT) BoltClock:
can i post our conversation on newgrounds
(09:44:13 SGT) BoltClock:
cause you suck and i want all of ng to know
(09:44:17 SGT) BoltClock:
lol
(09:44:45 SGT) JonBro:
:(
(09:45:28 SGT) JonBro:
Only if you don't put the conversation on the front page and leave in the sentence that explains I wasn't actually doing anything
(09:45:34 SGT) JonBro:
'mkay go

EDIT: Since somebody demands his privacy back...

(09:50:32 SGT) JonBro:
oh yeah it says '[removed]'
(09:50:40 SGT) JonBro:
now everyone will know my e-mail :(
(09:50:45 SGT) BoltClock:
:(
(09:50:49 SGT) BoltClock:
what now
(09:51:01 SGT) JonBro:
CHANGE IT MONKEY BUTT
(09:51:32 SGT) JonBro:
lol


Posted by n00b-l0s3r - October 16th, 2008


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