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I'm a teen software developer who relishes hacking PHP on the Web, C# on his PC and Objective-C on his Mac. I adore math, Jesus, Apple and pi, but not apple pie! Also BoltClock = n00b-l0s3r.

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Remember when we had a redesign in 2007 and everybody went on about how awesome it was?

Time flies. Because here we are in 2012, with another redesign!

And hot damn if this doesn't trip our fancies again, because this design is even awesomer than the last!

I've been exploring the new site for the past day, and I must agree with many that it'll take some time for us to get used to the new format for submitting movies and games, the wall backgrounds, and the wildly different interface for pretty much everything really. But the project management system is some seriously epic swag! I'm afraid I won't be using it much with this account, though, unless I return my good ol' FBF Randomness series in time for Flash not to die out yet or something.

You're going to find me more as BoltClock, here and around the rest of Teh Interwebz. I do have a number of things planned out that, if things go even a little smoothly, should all fall into place starting later this year.

And of course, remember this... StrawberryClock is still the King of the Portal. Nothing can change that. Not even Carro-- not even Tom. (Or Wade.)

Recent Game Medals

101 Failmations 100 Points Get a total of 101 fails Medal Stats.
Rise and Shine 25 Points Wake up and smell the snow Medal Stats.
SECRET MEDAL 10 Points Unlock this medal to see it's details. Medal Stats.
bruUGHNO 25 Points You knew he'd be in this game somewheres Medal Stats.
Nailed It 10 Points Stuck the landing Medal Stats.
Waldo 5 Points Where is he? Medal Stats.
SECRET MEDAL 5 Points Unlock this medal to see it's details. Medal Stats.
Golden Boy 100 Points Find all 60 unique fails Medal Stats.
Rank: GI 50 Points Achieve the Rank GI Medal Stats.
Rank: CA 50 Points Achieve the Rank CA Medal Stats.

Total Medals Earned: 410 (From 26 different games.)