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What's this? Another redesign?!

2012-02-10 01:30:25 by n00b-l0s3r
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Remember when we had a redesign in 2007 and everybody went on about how awesome it was?

Time flies. Because here we are in 2012, with another redesign!

And hot damn if this doesn't trip our fancies again, because this design is even awesomer than the last!

I've been exploring the new site for the past day, and I must agree with many that it'll take some time for us to get used to the new format for submitting movies and games, the wall backgrounds, and the wildly different interface for pretty much everything really. But the project management system is some seriously epic swag! I'm afraid I won't be using it much with this account, though, unless I return my good ol' FBF Randomness series in time for Flash not to die out yet or something.

You're going to find me more as BoltClock, here and around the rest of Teh Interwebz. I do have a number of things planned out that, if things go even a little smoothly, should all fall into place starting later this year.

And of course, remember this... StrawberryClock is still the King of the Portal. Nothing can change that. Not even Carro-- not even Tom. (Or Wade.)


Happy Clock Day!

2011-08-15 07:47:46 by n00b-l0s3r

As usual we're all scrambl- taking our own sweet leisure time to work on movies for Clock Day.

This year is an extra special one as it's the 10th (fucking TENTH) anniversary of B. It's going to be epic, I tell you, epic!

Anyway, I'll put up mine soon. But on my Clock account of course, BoltClock.

Happy Clock Day!



I forgot to post last Monday about the launch of my new site!

I'm now primarily a web developer over a Flash animator (as if you didn't already know or as if you cared). I'll be returning somewhat to Flash this year though (as I have with BOLTCLOCK > ENGLISHCLOCK), so expect stuff from me. I'll mostly be submitting under my Clock account though.



I AM SO RIVETED.


'B'ee Game postponed again

2009-08-02 06:17:06 by n00b-l0s3r

Sorry, but due to an avalanche of school projects, the 'B'ee Game, barely 20% done, has to be postponed to the next Clock Day.

This year I'll try to do something more than just a short, but I'm making no promises :/


My Flashes. They're all gone.

2009-03-30 04:42:56 by n00b-l0s3r

So on Sunday, February 22, I did something which turned out to be a major fail on my computer. And now everything's gone. In summary, here's what happened:

December - Partitioned Windows disk (I have one for Windows and one for Linux).
January - Installed Windows 7 beta to fuck around with it. Realized it wouldn't install. Trashed that partition. Damn Windows 7 bootloader remained. Windows XP still working.
Early February - Tried fixmbr, didn't work. Windows XP still working.
February 22 - Tried fixboot c:, instinct screamed 'NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO' but I did it anyway. b00m. Everything on Windows disk trashed to bits. No moar Windows XP. No moar Flash.

Yes, I know I'm stupid for having installed a beta OS on my PC in the first place. But I don't need your shitty comments. If you do have something helpful to say, do tell. I'll probably need to know.

As you can see, I've been a total lazy ass the past few years (since Bolty's Clockmas!), but recently I've been wanting to get back in the Flash animating and game development thing. I miss you guys (who the hell knows me anyway?), and I miss Flash.

I'll certainly have to start from scratch. However, my old animations that are currently in the Portal, in both of my accounts, will be here to stay. After all, I like what I made! :D

And this time - I will not forget Clock Day :)


My new webcomic

2009-01-20 07:36:31 by n00b-l0s3r
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So I forgot to let you guys at NG know that my friend and I have started our very own webcomic!

The name's Sanity Derailment. It doesn't have any specific theme, it's completely random, and I publish every Monday while she publishes every 12th and 17th of the month. And since I draw using Flash, I might start submitting Flash to Newgrounds again. It's been a LONG break...

Do support our webcomic! :D


*JonBro sucks*

2008-10-18 09:45:59 by n00b-l0s3r
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And he knows it too. Proof by Yahoo! conversation.

(09:39:57 SGT) JonBro:
DUST BUNNIES ARE HOPPING AROUND LIKE LITTLE FROGS
(09:40:09 SGT) BoltClock:
WELL SUCK IT ALL UP WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR
(09:40:24 SGT) JonBro:
*JonBro sucks*
(09:40:29 SGT) BoltClock:
:O
(09:40:33 SGT) BoltClock:
JonBro sucks
(09:40:34 SGT) BoltClock:
lol
(09:40:47 SGT) JonBro:
WELL I THOUGHT YOU SAID I SHOULD
(09:41:02 SGT) BoltClock:
EXACTLY
(09:41:04 SGT) JonBro:
SO... I'M SUCKIN'!
(09:41:08 SGT) BoltClock:
SO YOU SUCK
(09:41:09 SGT) BoltClock:
LOL
(09:41:10 SGT) JonBro:
AND I'M SUCKIN HARD
(09:43:39 SGT) BoltClock:
HAPPY SUCKING
(09:43:52 SGT) JonBro:
nom nom
(09:44:04 SGT) BoltClock:
can i post our conversation on newgrounds
(09:44:13 SGT) BoltClock:
cause you suck and i want all of ng to know
(09:44:17 SGT) BoltClock:
lol
(09:44:45 SGT) JonBro:
:(
(09:45:28 SGT) JonBro:
Only if you don't put the conversation on the front page and leave in the sentence that explains I wasn't actually doing anything
(09:45:34 SGT) JonBro:
'mkay go

EDIT: Since somebody demands his privacy back...

(09:50:32 SGT) JonBro:
oh yeah it says '[removed]'
(09:50:40 SGT) JonBro:
now everyone will know my e-mail :(
(09:50:45 SGT) BoltClock:
:(
(09:50:49 SGT) BoltClock:
what now
(09:51:01 SGT) JonBro:
CHANGE IT MONKEY BUTT
(09:51:32 SGT) JonBro:
lol


Best YouTube Poop ever

2008-10-16 02:09:58 by n00b-l0s3r
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NEWS FLASH

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Happy Clock Day 2008!

2008-08-15 22:50:14 by n00b-l0s3r

So I have at my Clock account a new Flash.